A Microwave.
All he could handle was the microwave
The micro wave.
Your so fly man
Because she's a medium
He wanted to get his Car tuned
I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.
Selfridges.
A face palm.
A Chopin Liszt.
Cover your ears with your hands
She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Because he had the right of way.
Because he was god's profit.
Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
Linkin Park.
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!