Surfer Jokes

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Radical Muslim Jokes More Radical Muslim Jokes

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

What do you call a Muslim pilot?

An Airrab.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

Alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.