Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What do you call a guy who is in color guard?

A flaggot

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Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

Because its not a Target.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment