How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*