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How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Dress Room Jokes More Dress Room Jokes

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.