Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
Changing attire.
