Because there's a Target on every corner.
The Boeing 757
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
They both got their fur low.
Of course, I'm shuriken.
Because they were cutting corners.
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.