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Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

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How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

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Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.