Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner