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Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

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Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Wal Marts Jokes More Wal Marts Jokes

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there are too many Targets

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner