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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

Where do you shop for a pregnant cow?

The Mooternity Section.