Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".