Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

Because its not a Target.

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What do you call a terrorist from Paris?

A Paririst

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

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What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light