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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Where does Walmart keep The Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Who's there! Argo! Argo who?

Argo down the shops! Kn