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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

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Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's