Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.