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What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!