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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.

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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

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What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men