Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men