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What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?

HDMI

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in French and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

Harbor Jokes More Harbor Jokes

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"