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What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

Harbor Jokes More Harbor Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"