What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.