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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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Beef jerky

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Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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What do you call a well respected slave?

A butler.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.