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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.