What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!