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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

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What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!