What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.