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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.