What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float!