What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

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What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

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What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.