Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

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Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu