March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!