What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.