What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"