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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element?

Knee-on!

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What's worse than a fish in the SS?

In. Man, I did that coming.

Which fish can perform operations?

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....