What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)