What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)