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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)