What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

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What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)