What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!