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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

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Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)