What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....