Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach