Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

Because Donald ducked.

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Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!