Who's no chicken? - Curious Supply

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Donald Duck Jokes More Donald Duck Jokes

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!