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Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

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Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!