Donald Duck Jokes

Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

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Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

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It rars

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They get toad away.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

Removed

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Why was the liquor trader arrested?

Because he was in cider trading

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!