Donald, Duck!
Donald Duck.
He was high on quack.
Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
He held up a pair of pants.
When he's quacked.
You don't. You get down from a duck.
He's the stiff one.
It runs against Hillary.
Removed
Because he can't take a shot to the head.
An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball
A banana split!
Their GPA drops
The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
Anchor babes.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
