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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Secret Service Agent Jokes More Secret Service Agent Jokes

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.