Donald Duck Jokes

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What's Donald's new reality show going to be called?

The Amazing Racist.

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.