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Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!