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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

Because AIR IS FREE

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.