Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.