Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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A roamin' numeral.

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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

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Bach in the saddle again.

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!