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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

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What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.