Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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He wasn't a charitable guy

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They have no hands to knock on the door.

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The one with the biggest head.

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Because they all wore mittens.

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Cyrano de Burgerac!

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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Bach in the saddle again.

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In case of any night mares!

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The Lone Lemon.

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Moo.