Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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So she didn't whistle on the way down.

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

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Because AIR IS FREE

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Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.