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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Long Nose Jokes More Long Nose Jokes

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

Because AIR IS FREE

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.