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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

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Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Ariel Jokes More Ariel Jokes

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Seashell Jokes More Seashell Jokes

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

B Shell Jokes More B Shell Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)