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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.