What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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Why do divers fall out of the boat backwards?

Because if they went forward they would still be in the boat.

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!