What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!