What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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Why do divers fall out of the boat backwards?

Because if they went forward they would still be in the boat.

Why do divers fall backwards from boats?

Because if they fell forward they'd still be in it!