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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370