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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

Is funny and is a joke!

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.