How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**