How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

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What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution.

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine "

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."