Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"
Jesus doesn't think he's Bono
Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.
There is lotion and used tissues laying around
I told you it would rain, dear.
Where my dogs at?
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
ROBOT: twitch, spark
Pirates (pronounced like pilates)
