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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

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Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)