How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.