How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

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What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)