Dollar Coin Jokes

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Who would you turn to face?

Be careful with whom you chose

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail