Dollar Coin Jokes

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb