Dollar Coin Jokes

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.