Dollar Coin Jokes

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

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I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years