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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.