What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.