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Flag Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What is good about being Swiss?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What did one flag say to another?

Nothing! They just waved.

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

What did one repost say to another?

Well the flag is a big plus!

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

What are the advantages to living in Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

What's good about Switzerland?

Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

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Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.