What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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Where do the cleverest parrots live?

In the brain tree forests!

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

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Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus.

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.