What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.