What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus