One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance
One is a hunt on a course.
Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
He had reptile dysfunction.
A Boa Constructor
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
Because it's white and settles on their land
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
By occident
He used Apple Maps.
Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
