One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
They were my friends
Sir Pent...
Hiss-tory!
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
Because they bring Mayflowers
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
He used Apple Maps.
Because the capital is always Dublin!