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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers!

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Christopher Columbus Jokes More Christopher Columbus Jokes

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.