What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Christopher Columbus Jokes More Christopher Columbus Jokes

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.