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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

Snowballs.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

Christopher Columbus Jokes More Christopher Columbus Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.