What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

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What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

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What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...