What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Christopher Columbus Jokes More Christopher Columbus Jokes

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.