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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

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Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Can February march?

No, but April may.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers