March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Previous Random Joke Next
Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

April Jokes More April Jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Mayflower Jokes More Mayflower Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

April Shower Jokes More April Shower Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers