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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

Sony Jokes More Sony Jokes

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Hack Jokes More Hack Jokes

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.