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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.