What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

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Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

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What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.