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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

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Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast