What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

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Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.