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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.