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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.