What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

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What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.