What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

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He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

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It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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It's not your fault.