What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.