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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

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What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

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Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.