What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

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How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.