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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.