What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.