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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.