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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.