An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Give her the D.
Because they don't have attachments!
Because attachments are forbidden.
I want a divorce
Mourning wood.
A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
