An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
9:11 PM
So that it can be used as an
Because they have no attachments.
And when did my wife start smoking
The dress is white and gold
None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.