What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What is the tastiest car ever?

The BMW I8.

Mix Feeling Jokes More Mix Feeling Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.