What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers...

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.