What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

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4:04

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Because he has a LED-TV.

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Miss ewe!

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The baby can't carry the mother.

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A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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Because he was too close to The Edge.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.