What are mixed feelings?

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

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Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

Where have you been?

He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

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What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.