Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.
I thought they only drive automatic
Legendary
Router Limits!
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
Darth Vader.
Ve haff vays of meking you tock.
Stroganoff
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Almond the side of the law! Kn
He lives on a street with no name.
Because I ran her over in the street.
A cactus has the prick on the outside.
Because it's easier to deal with just one prick
