New Bmw Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

What is the biggest plot twist in Spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it.

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW