Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
It takes the edge off it
When it's been sliced.
Buddha this slice of bread for me!
Knot movies
The games take 3 months to play!
He had no attachments.
A pedi-file
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
Clark your car in the garage!
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
Gullibility
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
