Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
Because it was being driven by a woman
To throw the Roadrunner off.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
It was destined for grater.
It depends on how thinly you slice them.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
Om's Law.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Ford was my best friend.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what
I pull out of both of them.
Survivor guilt.
Stroganoff
