New Bmw Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

Snowballs

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING