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What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle