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What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle