What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.