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What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle