What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.