Sick Bird Jokes

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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Cross country

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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It's ill-eagle

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Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.

Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks"..

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What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.