Ill Eagle Jokes

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

An ill eagle

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.

Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

Permission Jokes More Permission Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL..... Ill show myshelf out...

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.