Ill Eagle Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's an ill-eagle activity

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle