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Ill Eagle Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.