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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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A Dell

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Hor-crocs.

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

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What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.