Ill Eagle Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Bald Eagle Jokes More Bald Eagle Jokes

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

Deport Jokes More Deport Jokes

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Harm Jokes More Harm Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity