Ill Eagle Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

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Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en