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Ill Eagle Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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Mourning wood!

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They prey on you!

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Let us prey.

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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

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You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

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Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.