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Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Sunscreen Jokes More Sunscreen Jokes

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

National Bird Jokes More National Bird Jokes

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!