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Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

National Bird Jokes More National Bird Jokes

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

Harmful Ray Jokes More Harmful Ray Jokes

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.