Harm Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps.

What do Star Wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

Recall Jokes More Recall Jokes

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What do 7 million Chevy's have in common?

I don't recall.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!