Harm Jokes

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What do Star Wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there! C-2! C-2 who?

C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

Monica Jokes More Monica Jokes

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

Sunscreen Jokes More Sunscreen Jokes

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Steve Irwin Jokes More Steve Irwin Jokes

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays