Harm Jokes

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do Star Wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

Bola Jokes More Bola Jokes

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Blue Jokes More Blue Jokes

Who's there! Benjamin! Benjamin who?

Benjamin the blues!

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.