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Deport Jokes

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What does a radical, Democrat and Republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

What do you call a Republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Ill Eagle Jokes More Ill Eagle Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Sick Eagle Jokes More Sick Eagle Jokes

What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.