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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle

Peruvian Jokes More Peruvian Jokes

What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor?

Peruve it!

Sick Eagle Jokes More Sick Eagle Jokes

What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

Lawnmower Jokes More Lawnmower Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.