Deport him
He was an ill eagle.
A tuba toothpaste.
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
An ill-eagle
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
Their best swimmers are all in American waters.
Shredded tweet.
You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
Twenty-Juan
Que pasta
Running into one could really ruin your day.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
You pay for the pizza.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot
