Deport Jokes

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy New Year's folks!

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

Sick Eagle Jokes More Sick Eagle Jokes

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

An ill-eagle immigrant

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why do the poles shift?

To find better jobs

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"