Sick Eagle Jokes

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.