Sick Eagle Jokes

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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