Sick Eagle Jokes

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

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What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

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What country is next to USA?

USB.

Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks"..

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.