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Ill Jokes

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter!. Ill show myself out.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Myshelf Jokes More Myshelf Jokes

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*