Ill Jokes

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter!. Ill show myself out.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.