He suffered an elegiac reaction.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Oh, I can't complain.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
Tequila Mockingbird.
A Regis Error.
A Bronte-saurus.
Shtanzas
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
An Autipsy.
It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!
It said "concentrate" on it!
Deus Ex Macarena
It had a screw loose.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
A reptile dysfunction
