He suffered an elegiac reaction.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.
A reptile dysfunction
Have faith, don't question.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!
Eileen.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
Rude"olph
Tuesdane
Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
Wendy's!
Shtanzas
He was waxing lyrical!